Burnham Reassures Trump That UK Will Treat North Sea Oil Like Houseplants
Burnham Reassures Trump That UK Will Treat North Sea Oil Like Houseplants—They Just Need Water and a Bit of Sunshine
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Green Party Leader Claims Sharing Guillotine Photo Was Just a 'Really Bad Gardening Tip'
Green Party Leader Claims Sharing Guillotine Photo Was Just a ‘Really Bad Gardening Tip’
Scottish Conservatives Now Offering Free Self-Defense Classes After Hitman's Release
Scottish Conservatives Now Offering Free Self-Defense Classes After Hitman’s Release — ‘Just in Case,' Says Party Leader
UK Politician Completes BBC Interview While French Patrol Boat Provides Unofficial Soundtrack of a Democracy in Crisis
UK Politician Completes BBC Interview While French Patrol Boat Provides Unofficial Soundtrack of a Democracy in Crisis
Reform UK Calls for T-Shirt Regulation: Police Investigate Fashion Statement Threatening Democracy
Reform UK Calls for T-Shirt Regulation: Police Investigate Fashion Statement Threatening Democracy
Burnham Swears Eternal Fidelity to Manifesto He's Already Ignoring
Andy Burnham Promises to Follow His Manifesto Blindfolded While Balancing on a Tightrope Made of Promises
Burnham Declares 20% Business Rates Cut for Pubs 'Historic Victory' Despite Leaving Hotels to Face Reckoning of Epic Pro
Burnham Declares 20% Business Rates Cut for Pubs 'Historic Victory' Despite Leaving Hotels to Face Reckoning of Epic Proportions
Kemi Badenoch Launches 'New Party' Where All the Members Are Just Old Ones in Disguise
Kemi Badenoch Launches 'New Party' Where All the Members Are Just Old Ones in Disguise
No 10 North to Feature 300 Staff Working Hardly at All
No 10 North to Feature 300 Staff Working Hardly at All: 'We're Just Here for the Free Coffee and Casual Fridays'
Sarwar Leaves Scottish Labour for Ministerial Gig After Months of Calling for Leader to Quit
Scottish Labour Leadership Transition Now Simpler Than Changing a Public Toilet's Sign: Sarwar Swaps Party Loyalty for Ministerial Toilet Paper
Burnham Expands 'Proactive' to Mean Forming Committees About Forming Committees
Prime Minister Burnham Expands Definition of 'Proactive' to Include Daily Coffee Breaks and Committee Reviews
The Sinclair Government's New Policy: Governance Now Measured in Likes
New Prime Minister's Government to Include 'Like' Button for Policy Approval, Collaboration with TikTokers Underway
Streeting Apologises After Accidentally Revealing His Stand-Up Routine About Early Prison Releases
Streeting Apologises After Accidentally Revealing His Stand-Up Routine About Early Prison Releases
New PM Promises VAT Cut on Electricity; Experts Suggest Tasering Homeowners Might Be More Effective
New PM Promises VAT Cut on Electricity Bills; Experts Suggest Just Zapping Homeowners with a Taser Might Be More Effective
Stephen Kinnock Appointed Welsh Secretary Because Family Ties Are the New Qualifications
Stephen Kinnock Appointed Welsh Secretary Because Apparently Family Ties Are the New Qualifications
Starmer's Right-Hand Man Claims Burnham's VAT Cut is Unfunded; Ice Cream Budget Still MIA
Starmer’s Right-Hand Man Claims Burnham’s VAT Cut is Unfunded; Ice Cream Budget Still MIA
Burnham Plans 'Casual Friday' as New PM, Sparking Outrage Over Formality of No 10 Wardrobe Restrictions
Burnham Plans 'Casual Friday' as New PM, Sparking Outrage Over Formality of No 10 Wardrobe Restrictions
Andy Burnham Scraps Digital ID, Restores the Postcard Era
Andy Burnham Announces Plan to Scrub Digital ID, Will Replace It with Sufficiently Confusing Paper Forms and a Long Wait at the Post Office
Lib Dems Demand FA and UEFA Withdraw from FIFA, Claim Self-Parking Cars Are More Credible than Football Officials
Lib Dems Demand FA and UEFA Withdraw from FIFA, Claim Self-Parking Cars Are More Credible than Football Officials
Labour Launches 'Drill Now, Apologize Later' Tour in North Sea for Extra Votes and Fumes
Labour Launches 'Drill Now, Apologize Later' Tour in North Sea for Extra Votes and Fumes
Anonymous Labour Figure Promises Parliament Replacement with Giant Hamster Wheel
Burnham Vows to Revolutionize British Politics by Replacing Parliament with a Giant Hamster Wheel for Ultimate Efficiency
MP Proposes Widdecombe Memorial in Parliament, Local Exorcist Confirms It's Already Haunted
MP Proposes Widdecombe Memorial in Parliament, Citations From Local Exorcist Confirm It's Already Haunted
Next Prime Minister to Introduce 'Wealth Tax Lite' — Now with 50% Less Guilt!
Next Prime Minister to Introduce 'Wealth Tax Lite' — Now with 50% Less Guilt!
MPs Vote £100m for Their Own Guards, £5 Per Person for Flood Victims
Reform UK Proposes £100m 'Round-the-Clock' Security for MPs After Public Protests Over £5 Catastrophe Recovery Fund
Tories Call Labour 'Cowardly' for Skipping Parliamentary Showdown, Promptly Schedule Their Own Summer Vacation
Tories Call Labour 'Cowardly' for Skipping Parliamentary Showdown, Promptly Schedule Their Own Summer Vacation
Labour MPs Endorse Burnham Because Someone Has to Answer Emails
Labour MPs Endorse Burnham as Prime Minister to Prevent Boredom, Claiming 'It Could Be Worse'
World Leaders Brace for Burnham: Trump Fears Out-Tweet, Putin Preps Dad Jokes
World Leaders Brace for UK Prime Minister Burnham: Trump Fears He'll Out-Tweet Him, Putin Prepares for Opponent's Dad Jokes
Government Discovers Deportation Works Better With a Studio Audience
Government Agrees to Deport Grooming Gang Leader — After He Auditions for ‘Britain’s Got Guilt’ Reality Show
Labour MPs Vote to Make Future Leaders Undergo Mandatory Daredevil Training
In Shocking Move, Labour MPs Vote to Obligate Future Leaders to Undergo Radical Daredevil Training Under New 'Burnham Brigade'
Former Cabinet Minister Pivots to Strictly: Brexit Now a Dance Problem
Former Cabinet Minister Announces Plan to Solve Brexit Through the Power of Dance on Strictly Come Dancing
Starmer Ties Bank Holiday to England Winning World Cup, Immediately Regrets Speaking
Starmer Announces Nationwide Bank Holiday Pending England's World Cup Win, Promises Free Trophies for All if Team Loses
Count Binface Declares War on Nigel Farage, Promises to Clean Up Clacton – One Refuse Bag at a Time
Count Binface Declares War on Nigel Farage, Promises to Clean Up Clacton – One Refuse Bag at a Time
MPs Demand Veto Power Over Political Ambassadors, Insist on Consistency in Their Inconsistent Process
MPs Demand Veto Power Over Political Ambassadors, Insist on Consistency in Their Inconsistent Process
Starmer Claims Gifted Gun at NATO Summit 'Will Really Enhance UK-Turkey Relations'
Starmer Claims Gifted Gun at NATO Summit 'Will Really Enhance UK-Turkey Relations' as Local Cats Prepare for Civil War
Farage Promises to Save Democracy from Establishment While Battling Count Binface for By-election Gold
Farage Promises to Save Democracy from Establishment While Battling Count Binface for By-election Gold
Farage's 'Invisible Ink' Financial Disclosure Sets New Standard for Political Transparency
Farage's 'Invisible Ink' Financial Disclosure Sets New Standard for Political Transparency
PM Claims Thunderstorm Forecasts Are 'Just Advanced English' as He Intervenes in Football Kick-Off Time to Save National
PM Claims Thunderstorm Forecasts Are ‘Just Advanced English’ as He Intervenes in Football Kick-Off Time to Save National Pride
Whitehall's 'Who Wants to Be a Minister?' Chaos Erupts as Starmer's Departure Leaves MPs Scrambling for Jobs
Whitehall's 'Who Wants to Be a Minister?' Chaos Erupts as Starmer's Departure Leaves MPs Scrambling for Jobs
UK Government Offers 'All-You-Can-Eat' Deportation Buffet to Pakistan in Bid to Solve Local Crimes
UK Government Offers 'All-You-Can-Eat' Deportation Buffet to Pakistan in Bid to Solve Local Crimes
Police Union Demands Pub License After 5AM Shift Extension Turns Officers into 'Boozy Bouncers'
Police Union Demands Pub License After 5AM Shift Extension Turns Officers into 'Boozy Bouncers'
Burnham Doubles Down on 2024 Manifesto While Hiring Search Team for Lost Pledges
In Bold Move, Burnham Decides Against Early Election to Avoid Losing His Wayward Commitments Hidden Underneath His Couch
Government Announces Mandatory 'Rabbit Care 101' for All Future Bunny Benefactors
Government Announces Mandatory 'Rabbit Care 101' for All Future Bunny Benefactors as Politician's Plans Show No Signs of Hopping Away
Culture Secretary Quits Misinformation Platform, Immediately Creates New One
Culture Secretary Quits Misinformation-Laden Platform, Leading to Immediate Increase in Misinformation Among Voters
Burnham Promises New Era of Equality, But First He Must Convince Everyone He Still Likes Chocolate Digestives
Burnham Promises to Lead Labour into a New Era of Equality, But First He Must Convince Everyone He Still Likes Chocolate Digestives
Wales Declares Itself Sanctuary Nation; Forgot To Tell Wales
Welsh Senedd Declares 'Nation of Sanctuary' as Official Tourist Attraction; All Tourists Must Bring Complete Bag of Roses as Entry Fee
New Chancellor Plans Bake Sale to Cover £4.7bn Defence Budget Shortfall
New Chancellor Plans Bake Sale to Cover £4.7bn Defence Budget Shortfall, Claims Cupcakes Are National Security Essentials
Burnham Plans to Telecommute to No. 10 From Manchester, Assuring Citizens He'll Be Just a Zoom Call Away
Burnham Announces Plans to Telecommute to No. 10 from Manchester, Assuring Citizens He'll Be Just a Zoom Call Away
Labour Unveils Plan for Half of Government to Be Female, Hires Joan of Arc as Chief of Staff
Labour Unveils Plan for Half of Government to Be Female, Hires Joan of Arc as Chief of Staff
Andy Burnham Unveils 'Manchesterism': A Vision for a New UK Where Details Are Just an Afterthought
Andy Burnham Unveils 'Manchesterism': A Vision for a New UK Where Details Are Just an Afterthought
Government Introduces New 'Refugee Loan Scheme' — Now Detained Asylum Seekers Can Apply for Credit to Repay Their Own Su
Government Introduces New 'Refugee Loan Scheme' — Now Detained Asylum Seekers Can Apply for Credit to Repay Their Own Survival Costs
Conservatives Introduce 'Tax Deductions for the Brave' As Part of New Defense Policy That Includes Optional History Less
Conservatives Introduce 'Tax Deductions for the Brave' As Part of New Defense Policy That Includes Optional History Lessons
Miliband Reminds Us That Awful Decisions Can Be Made with a Smile
Miliband Reminds Us That Awful Decisions Can Be Made with a Smile: A Case for the Burnham Government's Cheerful Doom
Green Party Rejects Polanski Donation, Discovers Ethics Have a Postcode
Green Party Rejects ‘Inadmissible’ Donation from Polanski, Reflects on Nature of Green Ethics: ‘If They’re Not on the Register, How Green Can They Be?’
Ministry of Defence Announces New Training Initiative: Asylum Seekers to Serve as Live Action Role Players in Military B
Ministry of Defence Announces New Training Initiative: Asylum Seekers to Serve as Live Action Role Players in Military Bases
New SNP MP Promises to 'Serve the People' If Her Fingers Don't Get Tired from Crossing Them
New SNP MP Promises to 'Serve the People' If Her Fingers Don't Get Tired from Crossing Them
Education Secretary to Launch 'Spiteful Class Warrior' Merch Line Following PMQ Insult
Education Secretary to Launch 'Spiteful Class Warrior' Merch Line Following PMQ Insult
Local MP Teases Labour with 1907 Poem, Claims It's Latest Political Strategy for 2026
Local MP Teases Labour with 1907 Poem, Claims It’s Latest Political Strategy for 2026
SNP Chief's Five-Year Sabbatical: A Master Class in Party Integrity
SNP’s Peter Murrell Awarded Five-Year Sabbatical for Teaching 'Creative Fundraising' After Embezzling £400,000
Starmer Quits to Make Way for New 'Surprise Prime Minister' Everyone Saw Coming
In Shocking Twist, Starmer Quits to Make Way for New ‘Surprise Prime Minister’ That Everyone Saw Coming
Labour Vows to Hold 'Hurry Up and Wait' Party for Starmer's Resignation, Eyeing Bank Holiday as Prime Time for Drama
Labour Vows to Hold 'Hurry Up and Wait' Party for Starmer's Resignation, Eyeing Bank Holiday as Prime Time for Drama
Scottish Conservatives Win First Election Since 1973, Immediately Declare Themselves Government
Scottish Conservatives Declare Victory, Immediately Erect Giant Statue of Missing Party Members Since 1973
Burnham Departs, Manchester Immediately Plans Worse
Local Residents Unveil Plans for Elaborate Shrines to Burnham as New Mayor Pledges to Out-Burnham Burnham with Clown-Themed Policy Agenda
Labour's AI Dreams Hit Reality: A Nephew, a Spreadsheet, and Chaos
Labour Activist Confesses to Vote Rigging, Blames Malfunctioning 'VoteBot 3000' Powered by AI Above His Pay Grade
UK Prime Minister to Solve Teen Social Media Problems by Replacing Phones with Smoke Signals
UK Prime Minister to Solve Teen Social Media Problems by Replacing Phones with Smoke Signals
PM Vows to Lead Country through Budget Cuts by Increasing Budget for Fancy Military Parades
PM Vows to Lead Country through Budget Cuts by Increasing Budget for Fancy Military Parades
Labour Party to Solve Defence Spending Dilemma by Holding a Series of Well-Meaning But Completely Useless Tea Parties
Labour Party to Solve Defence Spending Dilemma by Holding a Series of Well-Meaning But Completely Useless Tea Parties
UK Ministers Resign Over Defense Funding, Cite 'Strained Sandwich Budget' as Primary Concern
UK Ministers Resign Over Defense Funding, Cite 'Strained Sandwich Budget' as Primary Concern
Nation Mourns as Government Doubles Down on Mini-Mart Closure Crackdown
Nation in Mourning as Government Orders Tragic Closure of Illegal Mini-Marts for Entire Year — Local Residents Plan Month of Grief and Sad Face Emoji Vigils
Government Announces New Initiative to Strengthen Surveillance After Hidden Camera Discovered in Their Own Offices
Government Announces New Initiative to Strengthen Surveillance After Hidden Camera Discovered in Their Own Offices
Unions Politely Decline Farage's 'Open Door' Invite, Citing 'Door Not Actually Open' Policy
Unions Politely Decline Farage’s ‘Open Door’ Invite, Citing 'Door Not Actually Open' Policy
Defence Secretary Promises 'Pro-Britain' Approach as British Firms Prepare for Battle with IKEA Assembly Instructions
Defence Secretary Promises 'Pro-Britain' Approach as British Firms Prepare for Battle with IKEA Assembly Instructions
Attorney General Declares Concern Over Small Boats As Only Real Disgrace Is Politicians Who Don't Know How to Swim
Attorney General Declares Concern Over Small Boats As Only Real Disgrace Is Politicians Who Don’t Know How to Swim
Local MP Announces New 'Rugged Resilience' Curriculum as Pupils Navigate Army Firing Range to School
Local MP Announces New 'Rugged Resilience' Curriculum as Pupils Navigate Army Firing Range to School
Downing Street Blames 'Division-Stirrers' for Everything Except Actual Policy
Downing Street Unveils New 'Stir Division' Awareness Campaign, Encourages Citizens to Report Suspiciously Arguments
Reform Candidate Declares Losing Election a 'Win-Win,' Cites Gesture as Achievement
Local Reform Candidate Confident That Being a Political Loser is a 'Win-Win' for Society, Claims to Have Disrupted the Status Quo by Not Winning
Badenoch Warns Civil War Looms Over Identity Politics, Suggests Citizens Prepare by Stockpiling Scones and Tea
Badenoch Warns Civil War Looms Over Identity Politics, Suggests Citizens Prepare by Stockpiling Scones and Tea
Reform Party Announces New Fundraising Strategy: 'Trust Us, Your Crypto Wallet Has Voted!'
Reform Party Announces New Fundraising Strategy: 'Trust Us, Your Crypto Wallet Has Voted!'
The Starmer Doctrine: When Blaming Elon Is Easier Than Fixing Parliament
Starmer Claims Musk's Tweets Are Actually More Dangerous Than the Murder Itself
Starmer's Disappearing Messages: When Accountability Gets a Self-Destruct Button
Starmer's New Transparency Strategy: Disappearing Messages Introduced to Cut Down on Political Accountability
Streeting's Northern Ireland Oil Pivot: The Apology Tour Meets Energy Policy
Streeting Reveals Bold New Strategy: Solving Northern Ireland's Problems by Drilling for Oil in the North Sea While Apologizing for Previous Health Policies
Donaldson's 'Nothing to Do With Allegations' Defense Somehow Involves Letters to Alleged Victims
Sir Jeffrey Donaldson Claims 'Innocence' While Trial Defense Includes 'Just Kidding' Letters to Alleged Victims
Farage Demands Police Probe Phone Hack While Pushing 'No Privacy' Tech Policy
In Shocking Turn of Events, Farage Asks Police to Investigate Hacked Phone While Simultaneously Campaigning for a 'No Privacy' Policy
Local Council Achieves Unanimous Agreement to Not Agree on Anything
Local Council Achieves Unanimous Agreement to Not Agree on Anything, Celebrates 2nd Election Failure with Pizza Party
Pharmacies to Prescribe Astrological Remedies Alongside Antibiotics as UK Patients Demand Cosmic Cures
Pharmacies to Prescribe Astrological Remedies Alongside Antibiotics as UK Patients Demand Cosmic Cures
Home Office Deploys AI to Guess Asylum Seekers' Age, Replacing Proven Methods Like Guessing
Home Office Announces AI Tool to Determine Asylum Seekers' Age, Replacing Traditional Methods Like Guessing and Playing 'Guess Who?'
Council Pays £470k for Breaching Own Clean Air Zone as 'A Step Towards Innovation'
Council Celebrates Achievement of Paying £470k for Breaching Own Clean Air Zone as ‘A Step Towards Innovation’
Makerfield Declared New Capital of Britain as Political Parties Prepare for 24-Hour Dance-Off to Win By-Election
'Makerfield Declared New Capital of Britain as Political Parties Prepare for 24-Hour Dance-Off to Win By-Election'
Burnham and Streeting Debate Inequality from $2M Houses: A Lesson in Modern Altruism
Burnham and Streeting Debate Inequality from the Comfort of Their $2 Million Houses: A Lesson in Modern Altruism
Keir Starmer Calls Judges Cowards After Realizing It's Easier to Tweet Than Change the Law
Keir Starmer Calls Judges Cowards After Realizing It's Easier to Tweet Than Change the Law
Scottish Parliament Declares Independence from Independence to Focus on Independence
Scottish Parliament Declares Independence from Independence to Focus on Independence
UK Government Declares Bank Holiday as 'Homecoming' for 1,000 Migrants Who Clearly Read the Welcome Sign
UK Government Declares Bank Holiday as 'Homecoming' for 1,000 Migrants Who Clearly Read the Welcome Sign
Reform UK's Tax-Free Overtime Plan: Rewarding Exhaustion by Starving the Desperate
Reform UK Proposes 'Tax-Free Overtime' Funded by 'Free-For-All Welfare Cuts' For Those Tired of Working Extra Hours to Feed Their Families
Cafe Owner's Disappointment Found to Hold More Political Weight than Entire Parliament, Experts Say
Cafe Owner’s Disappointment Found to Hold More Political Weight than Entire Parliament, Experts Say
Green MP Carla Denyer Takes Leave to Recover From Exhausting Work of Pretending to Care
Green MP Carla Denyer Takes Leave of Absence to Recover From Exhausting Work of Pretending to Care
Farage Claims He Was Unaware of Court Judgement, Shocking Legal Experts
Farage Claims He Was Unaware of Court Judgement, Shocking Legal Experts Who Thought He Was Always Aware of Everything
In Heartfelt Tribute, Gavin Williamson Declares Pet Tarantula 'Best Mate' Rivalling MPs in Loyalty
In Heartfelt Tribute, Gavin Williamson Declares Pet Tarantula 'Best Mate' Rivalling MPs in Loyalty
Makerfield By-Election Turns Into Reality TV Show as Plumber and Former Mayor Face Off
Makerfield By-Election Turns Into Reality TV Show as Plumber and Former Mayor Face Off in Political Talent Show
Richmond-upon-Thames Declares Democracy Defunct, Elects Liberal Democrats to 100% Majority
Richmond-upon-Thames Declares Democracy Defunct, Elects Liberal Democrats to 100% Majority in Historic Non-Election
Makerfield Residents Rally for Giant Inflatable Candidate: 'At Least It Won't Puncture Our Dreams'
Makerfield Residents Rally for Giant Inflatable Candidate: ‘At Least It Won’t Puncture Our Dreams’
Burnham Promises Stability by Nuking Labour from Orbit
In Unprecedented Move, Andy Burnham Promises to Stabilize Parliament by Installing a Bouncy Castle at Makerfield By-election Headquarters
Josh Simons Stands Down for Burnham, Hopes to Become Labour's Most Inspirational Tragic Hero
Josh Simons Stands Down for Burnham, Hopes to Become Labour's Most Inspirational Tragic Hero
Farage Claims £5M Gift for Brexit Work Not a Bribe, Just Integrity in Action
Farage Claims £5 Million Gift for Brexit Campaigning Not a Bribe, Just a Generous Donation from His Monopoly Money Fund
Labour Leadership Crisis Escalates as Streeting Vows to Outperform Starmer in 'Who Will Lead Us Now?' Challenge
Labour Leadership Crisis Escalates to New Heights as Wes Streeting Vows to Outperform Starmer in Upcoming 'Who Will Lead Us Now?' Challenge
Rhun ap Iorwerth Elected First Minister After Plaid Cymru's Bold Platform: Replace All Politicians with Singing Daffodil
Rhun ap Iorwerth Elected First Minister of Wales After Campaign Promising to Replace All Politicians with Singing Daffodils
Ap Iorwerth Delivers Groundbreaking Speech to Empty Audience, Claims 'Silent Majority' Supports His Groundbreaking Ideas
Ap Iorwerth Delivers Groundbreaking Speech to Empty Audience, Claims 'Silent Majority' Supports His Groundbreaking Ideas
Reform UK Councillor Insists 'I Am Not an AI', Raising Questions About What Constitutes Humanity
Reform UK Councillor Declares, 'I Am Not an AI', Prompting Widespread Concern About What Constitutes Humanity
Reform UK's Councillors Learn International Relations After Skipping Racism 101
Reform UK's Councillors Learn International Relations After Skipping Racism 101: Crisis Management Edition
Labour MP Demands PM Resign While Quietly Booking Spa Weekend Instead
Labour MP Demands PM Resignation While Secretly Signing Up for 'Leadership Challenge: The Stay-At-Home Edition'
Labour Party Leadership Challenges Explained: A New Reality Show Where Nobody Gets Voted Off
Labour Party Leadership Challenges Explained: A New Reality Show Where Nobody Gets Voted Off.
Rayner Warns Starmer To 'Shape Up' While Backing Burnham For A Job He Already Lost
Rayner Warns Starmer To 'Shape Up' While Backing Burnham For A Job He Already Lost, Insists Promises Will Definitely Be Kept This Time
Wales and Scotland Form New Coalition to Complicate Things Even Further
Wales and Scotland Form New Coalition to Complicate Things Even Further; Nation's Confusion Reaches Historic Highs
Starmer Vows to Stay Aboard Sinking Labour Ship, Ironic Lifeboats Provided by Reform Party
Starmer Vows to Stay Aboard Sinking Labour Ship, Ironic Lifeboats Provided by Reform Party
Reform Party's Detention Centers Are 'Green' If You Squint Hard Enough
Reform Party Announces Plans for Migrant Detention Centres in Green Voting Areas, Claims It's the 'Greenest' Way to 'Contain Migration'
Starmer Hires Consultant to Validate Leadership, Accidentally Orders Crumble Recipe
Starmer Turns to Consultant for Credibility, Accidentally Requests Recommendations for Crumble Recipe Instead
UK Ambassador to US Accidentally Announces Israel as 'The Friend We All Secretly Dislike' in Awkward State Visit Gaffe
UK Ambassador to US Accidentally Announces Israel as 'The Friend We All Secretly Dislike' in Awkward State Visit Gaffe
Greens Pledge £15 Minimum Wage, Payment Structure Still Being Workshopped
Greens Introduce £15 Minimum Wage for All Workers, Payment to Be Made in Assorted Kale and Biodegradable Quinoa
Government Introduces 'Protest Safety Helmets' to Aid Public Safety While Protests Continue to Be Entirely Unsafe
Government Introduces 'Protest Safety Helmets' to Aid Public Safety While Protests Continue to Be Entirely Unsafe
PM: Some Protests May Need Stopping, Especially the Ones I Disagree With
Protests may need to be stopped in some cases, PM suggests
Two Green Party candidates arrested over alleged antisemitic online posts
Two Green Party candidates arrested over alleged antisemitic online posts
Trump Demands Scottish Reparations in Haggis After Golf Course Diplomatic Incident
Zack Polanski Demands Trump Be Banned from Scottish Golf Courses; Trump Asks for Compensation in Haggis and Bagpipes
Greens Unveil Groundbreaking Plan to Unleash Hidden Treasure of England: Empty Shops Become Hotcakes with Mandatory Fire
Greens Unveil Groundbreaking Plan to Unleash Hidden Treasure of England: Empty Shops Become Hotcakes with Mandatory Fire Sale
Voting: The National Participation Trophy Where Everyone Loses
UK Citizens Urged to Check Registration Status, Politicians Remind Them Their Votes Only Count if They Don't Vote at All