A former Labour councillor in Southend has pleaded guilty to conspiracy under the Criminal Law Act and the Computer Misuse Act, which is a way of saying he got caught rigging votes and decided honesty was cheaper than a trial. Gabriel Leroy’s defence strategy appears to have been: admit everything, blame the algorithm, hope nobody asks follow-up questions.

The timing is exquisite. While every other political party is desperately hiring McKinsey consultants to sprinkle AI buzzwords over their policy announcements, Labour somehow managed to deploy actual technology to commit actual crimes. Most parties fake innovation. Labour innovated at fraud.

What’s remarkable is the specificity of the charge: Computer Misuse Act. This isn’t a vague accusation of irregular conduct or a he-said-she-said about ballot counting. This is the kind of charge you get when someone has demonstrably used a computer system to do something illegal. The VoteBot 3000 — if it exists outside Leroy’s increasingly desperate imagination — was apparently sophisticated enough to manipulate electoral records but not sophisticated enough to avoid leaving a digital fingerprint that would make a forensic accountant weep.

Leroy pleaded guilty, which means the evidence was sufficiently damning that his legal team decided the narrative of ‘rogue activist with a laptop’ was better than whatever the actual facts would have revealed at trial. The party will distance itself. The media will call it a one-off. The Computer Misuse Act conviction will sit in the public record forever, a permanent reminder that when politicians finally do embrace technology, they manage to break multiple laws simultaneously.

At least he was honest about it. That’s more than most tech startups can say.