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In a Triumph of Bureaucracy, Australian Police Raid Underground Bunker, Seizing 2.7 Tonnes of Cocaine and an Entirely Avoidable Paper Trail
In Shocking Twist, Starmer Quits to Make Way for New ‘Surprise Prime Minister’ That Everyone Saw Coming
Labour Vows to Hold 'Hurry Up and Wait' Party for Starmer's Resignation, Eyeing Bank Holiday as Prime Time for Drama
Scottish Conservatives Declare Victory, Immediately Erect Giant Statue of Missing Party Members Since 1973
Tech Giants Announce 'Opt-In Nudity' Feature to Combat Online Abuse: Because Consent is Just a Checkbox Away!
AI's Latest: Training Robots by Sending Cleaners to Clean Your Apartment (Because Why Not?)
Introducing the £269 Cube: The Console That Promises to Get Kids Moving... Right Back to the Couch!
Ozzy Osbourne's Concert Throne: A Royal Seat for the Rock and Roll Peasantry as We Ignore Literal Thrones of Power Falling Apart
