The Conservative Party has selected Joshua Bonehill-Paine as a candidate, which is either a stunning commitment to rehabilitation or a masterclass in not reading Wikipedia before vetting. Bonehill-Paine was jailed in 2015 for posting antisemitic remarks ahead of a protest. He has since been released and apparently rebranded.

The party’s logic appears to be that ten years is enough time to move past organizing around hateful ideology. Ten years is also enough time to attend sensitivity training, write a redemption memoir, and convince a selection committee that your past was just a phase. The kind of phase most people go through in their twenties by listening to the wrong podcasts, not by coordinating online harassment campaigns.

What makes this genuinely remarkable is not that the Tories are taking a gamble on a controversial figure—every party does that. It’s that they did it without apparently considering whether “jailed for antisemitic organizing” might create a branding problem in 2026. The party that spent five years accusing Labour of antisemitism has now selected someone with an actual conviction. The irony is so dense it has its own gravitational field.

The selection committee clearly believes in second chances. They believe in them so much they’re willing to stake their credibility on the proposition that a man who built his public profile around hate speech has genuinely changed. Either that or nobody asked the right questions in the interview.