The United States has decided that a 16-year trade agreement with Canada and Mexico is too long a commitment. Apparently, the political equivalent of a toddler refusing to eat the same snack two days in a row has now infected trade policy.

Instead of renewing the North American trade deal on a sensible long-term basis, the US government has chosen to trigger annual rolling reviews. This means that every 12 months, the three countries will have to renegotiate the terms that keep billions of dollars in goods, services, and jobs flowing across borders. It is the diplomatic equivalent of signing a lease that expires every year and pretending you have leverage when your landlord knows you have nowhere else to go.

The stated reasoning involves concerns about fairness, competitiveness, and other words that sound serious in a press release. The actual reasoning appears to be: we want to keep our options open, and by “options open” we mean we want to threaten to blow up the whole thing whenever it suits our negotiating position. Nothing says “stable business environment” like mandatory existential reviews of your supply chain every 365 days.

Companies that depend on predictable trade rules are thrilled, obviously. Auto manufacturers, agricultural exporters, and retailers who depend on cross-border integration are now planning for a future where the fundamental rules of the game reset annually based on whoever is holding the gavel that year.

The real joke is that this approach does not actually give the US more power. It just makes everyone less willing to invest in long-term commitments to the region. But sure, let us treat continental trade like a reality-TV negotiation. What could go wrong?