Hundreds of conversations with Anthropic’s Claude AI chatbot were discovered publicly accessible online this week, which is hilarious if you think about it. People were asking Claude about their financial situations, relationship problems, and presumably some truly embarrassing questions about tax deductions, and the whole time these chats were sitting in a digital town square like a Reddit thread nobody asked for.

The irony is delicious. We live in a world where financial advisors tell you to “diversify your portfolio” while the market swings like a pendulum powered by Elon Musk’s mood, yet somehow we are supposed to believe that privacy is a thing we can have. Banks get hacked. Brokerages leak customer data. Your email password is probably in a database somewhere in Eastern Europe. And now you can add “your innermost thoughts shared with an AI” to the list of things that were supposed to be private but absolutely are not.

The real kicker: people trusted Claude with information they would not tell their accountant, their spouse, or their therapist. And why? Because it felt private. Because the interface said “your conversation” at the top. Because we desperately want to believe that somewhere, somehow, our data is safe and our secrets are secure.

They are not. They never were. The only difference now is that we have photographic evidence of how little privacy actually exists. It is almost refreshing in its honesty. At least Claude’s leak is transparent about being a leak. Most of the internet just sells your information quietly.