The Bank of England held interest rates steady today, which is a polite way of saying they looked at inflation creeping back up, shrugged, and decided to wait for someone else to deal with it.

This is not strategy. This is what happens when an institution realizes that raising rates makes people angry, lowering rates makes inflation angry, and doing nothing makes everyone slightly disappointed in a way that is easier to ignore at dinner parties.

The logic, if you can call it that, goes like this: inflation is rising again, which is bad. But rates are already high enough that people are genuinely upset about mortgages. So the Bank will simply hold and see what happens. It is the economic equivalent of leaving a suspicious noise in your car engine alone because the mechanic is expensive.

Analysts are now predicting action by year-end, which is analyst-speak for “something will probably force their hand eventually.” What they mean is that inflation will either spike hard enough that the Bank cannot pretend anymore, or it will drop enough that they can claim victory and declare themselves geniuses.

For you: if you are waiting for rates to fall so you can refinance, you are probably waiting until 2027 at the earliest. If you are holding cash in savings, you are still earning something decent, but not for much longer. The Bank is betting that inflation cooperates. It rarely does.

The real absurdity is this—the Bank exists to control inflation. Inflation is rising. And they are choosing to do nothing because the alternative is unpopular. That is not central banking. That is conflict avoidance with a balance sheet.