Maura Higgins is hosting Blind Date now. She was on Love Island. She was also on Traitors US. The credentials check out: she has existed on television, therefore she can host television.

Cilla Black spent forty years building a broadcasting career before she got the gig. She had comedic timing, warmth, and an instinct for human drama that made people want to watch her facilitate romance between strangers. Higgins has 3.2 million Instagram followers and once said something memorable on a reality show. The reboot producers looked at these two facts and decided they were equivalent.

Why hire someone who understands the craft when you can hire someone whose audience will watch because they already know her face?

The actual answer: because Blind Date the original was a cultural institution that required a specific kind of presenter—someone who could read a room, deflate tension with a joke, make the awkward moments feel charming instead of predatory. The reboot needs none of that. It needs someone young enough to trend on TikTok and famous enough that the announcement itself becomes the marketing. Higgins ticks both boxes. The show’s actual quality is irrelevant.

This is how legacy television dies: not with a bang, but with a Love Island alumna and a production company that confused social media metrics with broadcasting talent. The show will probably get decent ratings. People will watch Maura Higgins do anything. That’s not a compliment to the show. That’s a confession about what we’ve decided entertainment is now.